Ode to the Family Portrait

Look this way, now that, and give us a grin. Over here Marjorie, Alfie lift up your chin! Grab pip the dog and pop him on your lap. Flash, flash, flash. Snap, snap, snap. A little to the right, hold it just there, oh yes, looking good and auntie Edna, you might want to adjust your hair. Now look at me everyone, yes that’s just right! Maddie and Owen please please please don’t fight! Looks good, just hold it, two secs and we’re done. Good, great, fantastic. Phew, well that was all good fun!